Don't judge me.
The names Lyndsay. And I have no life, all I do is internet stuff
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Let’s assume that somebody has never seen your show. What would you say to persuade them to watch it?The show is a well written and well executed psychological horror. We have some blood and guts, but it’s mostly a dramatic thrill ride with sprinkles of humor so you can laugh while you’re crapping your pants! [And] Jessica Lange is in it.
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thegirlwithnoskirt:

Books are a way of stepping out of reality and into something greater
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readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

(via damn-funny)

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asian:

went grocery shopping
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I want to _____ you.

quattuorviginti:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

imageI can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.

(via phobias)

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille, via legalmexican)

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  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok