moonemojii:

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
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(via wacotaco)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via ferqa-licious)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via old-grandma-death)

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty, via phobias)

jesussbabymomma:

So my mom tells me shes going to the gym so im like WHOOH I GET THE HOUSE TO MYSELF I CAN WALK AROUND IN MY UNDERWEAR HECK YEAH!! so im strutting around doing a makeshift fashion show catwalk and all of a sudden I hear DANA PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES and I literally take the longest walk of shame back to my room because turns out my mom forgot her towel and ended walking in on my undie parade

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

(via whiteboyfriend)

akalittleone:

No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.

(via bellefir-e)